people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
me: I talk, just not to you
HAHAHAHA AM I RITE...AM I RITE.

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.