pineplapple:

when you forget how to spell bananas and you gotta do the gwen stefani thing

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: booeste)

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won’t be laughing when they are wiping tears off their daughter’s face for the same reason.
—Beyoncé (via larmoyante)